FEMALE PREACHER LaTascha Who Preaches With Her LaTIDDAYS OUT
10 Things YOU Can Do to Make Your Pastor’s Sermons Better?
Cause god knows she's trying...
1. If your pastor is currently doing something ministerial that is not biblically pastoral in nature (primarily praying, teaching and stripping), then either you do it, or find someone else who will. Imagine if your pastor had five or 10 more hours to prepare each of her sermons per week. She'd be able to keep her shirt on. Of course they would be better! You will be amazed.
2. Listen attentively as if your listening is an act of worship, because it is. When you listen to God’s Word in submission, you are worshipping God. Whenever you don’t, you’re not worshipping God; and yes, it is sinful for you to ignore the Word of God when it is being preached or taught regardless of whether she is keeping your attention or not, with or without her nipples showing.
3. Remember that the sermon is not another media outlet for you to feed your thirst for entertainment. Don’t “turn the channel” because you’re not being entertained. Furthermore, don’t expect your pastor to do in 10 or less hours of preparation a week what television stations spend millions of dollars on, and hire teams to accomplish: keep your attention on the cleavage. Glory.
4. If possible, get a good night's sleep on Saturday night? (The talking snake says: "You're in luck! The apostle Paul told us
everything God said was GARBAGE.”) Do you know how hard it is to engage a zombie? Sundays are good, pagan Idol worshiping days. Just ask the Pope.
5. Pray for your pastor periodically; and let her know on a regular basis that you pray for her. It will encourage her.
6. Don’t keep looking at the cute baby while your pastor is preaching. Don’t you know that a baby is less interesting than the Word of God? (or the pastors breasteses?) Can you not play with the baby after worship? Your pastor can see you! Furthermore, don’t be talking during the sermon; and if someone walks in late, don’t look at them! Focus on the Word of God. or the pastors tits, she's showing you her Tiddays.
7. If you have an issue with your pastor, or another issue that she will not enjoy, then wait until after she is finished preaching before you bring it to her attention. She needs to focus on her most-important task: feeding Christ’s sheep with the milk of the word. Glory.
8. Evaluate the sermon based on the Bible’s criteria for a sermon, not what your criteria or someone else’s criteria might be. Share with your pastor if you believed that she faithfully preached the Word; it will encourage her. If your pastor is like me, she will feel like a failure over 90% of the time that she steps out of the pulpit; and the other 10% of the time that she feels good is because of arrogance. One kind of boldness is thoroughly evil. This is the unashamed self-assertiveness of arrogant people. For the bold-faced will go to hell."
9. Attend church consistently. Whenever you miss church, even periodically, the thought crosses your pastor’s mind that you are not there because of her or her preaching. If you know that you will miss a Sunday beforehand, let her know. It will help her focus more on preaching instead of considering the thoughts crossing her mind concerning why you’re not at church. Think about your pastors titties. She's thinks about yours.
10. Don’t go to sleep. Get up and leave before you go to sleep if you cannot stay awake. Your pastor can see you; and the people around you can see and hear you. Snorring is a pain in the ass when your trying to get people to look at your breasts. Don't get up if you have pitched a tent while looking at the pastors Tiddays, It's not polite.
**Her Church is now been flooded by young mens who are happy with their Pretty young Pastor’s mood of Dressing. Wonders Of Our Time! Glory.
Her name LaTascha Emanuel…the owner of LaTascha Emanuel Ministries.
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